Friday, December 31, 2010

13-5 Against The Pointspread

After running the table yesterday, I am 13-5 against the pointspread for the bowl season.
How about that? Get ready for another great day.

Note: Old business. I won my Christmas Day NBA Five Star. Miami made it a very Merry Christmas. Yep, that makes it 9-0 with the basketball 4&5 star events this season. Oh my.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Christmas Five Star!

The top play this week will be tonight's NBA matchup between Miami and the LA Lakers. It's a Five Star. My basketball Four and Five Star selections stand at 8-0 against the pointspread this season.

I'm so confident about this game that I will also release a three star on the total.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Eighty Eight Percent

I've released a side and a total for each of the four bowls games so far. That's eight selections. I've lost only one. Tonight, the Las Vegas Bowl. I won't be there - but my chance at winning again are extremely good. Here me now, believe me later.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Down For The Count

I'm down for the count today and will be away from posting for a day or so.

I'll be back. Doctor's orders.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Lukas Podolski Delivers A Kick To The Groin

I hear you. Who the hell is Lukas Podolski?

Perhaps the only play in soccer more devastating than the violent kung-fu kick to the chest is the ever-so-excruciating front kick to the groin. Don't believe me? Just ask Wolfsburg's Edin Dzeko, whose midsection was on the receiving end of Lukas Podolski's cleats during a 1-1 draw with Cologne.

Podolski was assessed a yellow card for his reckless challenge. As for Dzeko, he would demonstrate his testicular fortitude by remaining in the game.


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Basketball. I do not do a lot of touting on this blog, nor do I lament losses much...BUT, I've posted a winning week every week of this basketball season and my top plays, the Four and Five Star Executive Selections are 7-0 against the pointspread this season and I just concluded an amazing string of 14 consecutive pointspread winners over he course of six days. How's that for a run on sentence?

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Thursday, November 25, 2010

13-5 Against The Pointspread Last Year

Top plays finished 9-1!

Sports Monitor's Executive Selections came in at 13-5 against the pointspread and the selections rated two stars or higher finished 9-1 against the pointspread.

I'm working on another fantastic holiday weekend for my members. Join if you have the time. I'll be proud to serve you. I'm guaranteeing that I win.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Your Thanksgiving Hit Of The Decade

Dude it’s Thanksgiving Day 2008.... It’s a fun pick up football game and this guy absolutely lays the wood on that dude. Damn. Some people don’t mess around at all.



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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Feasting Already

The Annual Thanksgiving Feast got out to a great star with a big win on the San Diego Chargers last night. If you joined me and played the Chargers, you were counting your money by halftime.

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Now: Your High School Video Of The Week
With only 14.6 seconds remaining in the game, things got out of hand between players from the South Charleston and Hurricane high school football teams.

Following the exchange of a few punches between players, both benches cleared and an all-out brawl ensued. The fighting continued for the next 30 seconds before a Charleston police officer was finally able to put a halt to the madness. Reports indicate that at least one player was tased by the officer, while several others were maced during the incident.

South Charleston would go on to win the game by a score of 30-26, and will now go on to play Brooke High School in their next playoff game. However, they will have to do so without the services of several players who will likely receive suspensions from the WVSSAC for their involvement in the brawl.



Sidney Crosby’s Amazing Puck-Pyramid Trick

Monday, November 22, 2010

Guaranteed Thanksgiving Feast

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Thanksgiving Day
Four great games - morning til night.
We will release a rated Executive Selection for all four NFL and College Football Contests. We will also release a selection on all four totals. We listened to you and you enjoy playing the board on Thanksgiving and we're going to put out eight selections in all!

All the selections from every major sports service we monitor included.

Friday
Fourteen games.
There is a wall-to-wall College Football card that features games all day long. We'll look to put out four or five Executive Selections on Friday.

Saturday
Rivalry Saturday.
One of the most exciting and anticipated days each football season. We'll anticipate putting out five Executive Selections for the Saturday College Football card.

Sunday
A great slate of NFL games.
We'll be working on these games all week. It's much too early to make a call on these events at this time.

Monday
Monday Night Football.
San Francisco at Arizona and the end of a Guaranteed Week of Executive Football Service. I'll be releasing the side and the total of this contest.

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Friday, November 19, 2010

Weekend Discount!

The weekend is here and It's all about College and NFL football. I rarely pull up pictures and videos to entertain you on the weekend. Same goes for today.

However, I'm going to pass along a special discount to those of my readers who are ready for the holiday season. If you want to join my Execuive Football Service, just send me an email and I'll knock off $100 from the full season ticket. Today. Yep, the Buy Now button is just to the right.  ------->

Thursday, November 18, 2010

College and NFL Football Tonight

I'll start by announcing to any non-members who may be reading - that, I released one basketball selection last night and won it. That's makes ten basketball wins in a row. How about that?

OK, enough about that. Tonight, there is an NFL football game and two college events as well. Let's get the weekend out to an early and profitable start. I provide my members with over 30 major sports handicappers and my Executive Selections for one very modest service fee.

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And while we're talking about service:
Medal of Honor goes to first living recipient from Afghan war.



Staff Sgt. Salvatore Giunta is the first living American since the Vietnam war to win receive the Congressional Medal of Honor. If you read one news item today, make it this one.  Just click HERE.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Nine In A Row.

My Executive Basketball Service has won nine consecutive games. My next event looks to make the streak a perfect ten. If you're not aboard, the Buy Now button is over to the right. Football is going to really take off for the next month and a half. If you're on the sidelines, you'll miss another fantastic holiday and bowl season.

Takeo Shiina Knocks Out Opponent And Ref In Rage-Filled Ending To This MMA Bout

A part of me feels like Takeo Shiina's decision to continue pummeling his opponent, Jung Hyun Lee, even after the fight was over and the ref was attempting to break things up was rather classless. However, and even bigger part of me feels Lee deserved every second of it after that ridiculous pre-fight taunt. To bad he couldn't do all that bobbing and weaving during the fight to avoid getting knocked the eff out!

As for the referee, who took a vicious knee to the head from Shiina as he tried to break up the fight, I guess that is just a bad case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Um, collateral damage can suck.

The madness begins at the 1:05 mark. Don't ask me to translate.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Swing and a miss!

Sure, this guy may play for Qatar, who are currently ranked 109th in the FIFA World Rankings behind powerhouses like Kuwait, Syria and Oman, but that is still no excuse for hitting the post while standing two feet in front of an empty soccer net.

Less than a minute into extra time during a Round of 16 match against Uzbekistan at the Asian Games, 18-year-old striker Fahad Khalfan found himself alone in front of the opposing goal after the Uzbekistan goalkeeper brutally misplayed a back-pass from his teammate. A 1-0 lead for Qatar seemed inevitable, until Khalfan's shot hit the post and rolled out.

Qatar would go on to lose the game by a score of 1-0, and if you look close enough, you can actually see the goat horns begin to grow on Khalfan's head immediately after his embarrassing miss.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Spectator Injured After Bull Jumps Into Crowd At Canadian Finals Rodeo

A female spectator was injured Friday night when a bull leaped over the railing and into the crowd during the Canadian Rodeo Finals at the Rexall Place in Edmonton, Alberta.

Footage of the incident shows the bull hurdle over the fence and land in the stands, where several spectators were seated. Thankfully, pickup man Gary Rempel was able to lasso the bull by one horn on its way into the stands. The injured spectator was conscious, but suffered severe back pains and numbness in her legs as she was stretchered off and taken by ambulance to a nearby hospital. Several others received some bumps and bruises, but were able to avoid any severe injuries.

Here is a look at the incident, which was recorded by an onlooking spectator. You can see the bull, Rewind, leap into the crowd at the 2:25 mark.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

NBA Game Of Month

Wins Big!
Toronto +14.5 points wins out right 110-106 at Orlando.
That's a cover by 18.5 points.

Football goes big here this weekend.
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Friday, November 12, 2010

NBA Game Of The Month Goes Tonight

My four and Five unit basketball games are 2-0 against the pointspread this season. The Four Star NBA Game of the Month goes late tonight. Join me but touching the Buy Now button over to the right.

This Week In Football

Mountain West Game of Year Goes Saturday.
AFC Game of Year Goes Sunday.

Many of the major services I monitor are also releasing major events this weekend. Join me for all of my Executive Selections - and the plays from over 30 major handicappers for one low fee.

This is courage.


This happened while you were sleeping.
From the Australian Masters.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Honor Them

FREEDOM ISN'T FREE...
SOMEONE HAD TO PAY FOR IT


If you can read this...
thank a teacher.


If you can read this in English...
thank a veteran.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Here’s A Look At The Pacers’ Near-Perect Third Quarter

The Indiana Pacers may not exactly strike fear into the hearts of their opponents with their 3-3 record, but if they can shoot like they did during the third quarter of last night's home game against the Denver Nuggets, there may be no stopping them.

While we don't expect them to ever go 20-for-21 throughout an entire quarter again, like they did during the third quarter against the Nuggets, we can't help but wonder whether this amazing display of accuracy should be attributed to their fine shooting ability, or the poor defensive effort from their opposition.

So what was their only mistake of the quarter? Allowing Josh McRoberts to get his hands on the ball and attempt a 3-point shot with only three seconds remaining. Talk about spoiling all the fun. He probably should have just held it and allowed the time to wind down.

In case you were wondering, they would go on to win this game by a score of 144-113. Here is a look at that near-perfect third quarter.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Your Middle School Play Of The Week

The game of football has provided some amazing trick plays at all levels, from Pee Wee to the pros, and this one pulled off by Driscoll Middle School in Corpus Christi, Texas is certainly among the best of them.

Looking to catch their opposition off guard, the center snaps the ball over his should in a rather unorthodox manner. With the defenders looking on as if the play hadn't begun, Driscoll's quarterback steps through the line before unexpectedly speeding off for the end zone.

The snapper clearly snaps the ball in one smooth continuous motion over his shoulder, making it a legal snap, and one of the most spectacular touchdowns you may ever see.



Clevelanders Respond To LeBron James’ “Rise” Commercial

Both South Park and Ohio's Lieutenant Governor Lee Fisher have already offered up their responses to LeBron James' "Rise" commercial, but what many of us have continued to wonder is, "How do the people of Cleveland feel about LeBron's message?"

Finally, it appears as though we have an answer to that very question.

I thought LeBron's original commercial was pathetic powerful stuff. However, it pales in comparison to this response from the loyal Clevelanders, who don't appear as though they will be forgiving James anytime soon.



South Park Goes In on LeBron James “What Should I Do?” Commercial

LeBron James seems like a well-intentioned guy but he lost a lot of love from the public after
A) Bowing out to the Celtics in a strange, almost uninterested fashion,
B) “The Decision”, and
C) Everything he’s done since then.

LeBron says via Twitter that he’s keeping tabs on anybody taking shots at him and then everybody takes shots at him for his tweet. LeBron says racism played a part in the reaction to “The Decision” (Which it did. Race plays a factor in everything in the U.S. from people wanting to “take our country back” to folks hating on Brett Favre.) and then he’s accused of playing the race card.

The damning on both sides of the fence left James asking us what he should do and while the well done NIKE commercial got people talking it also got mocked. First by Michelle Beadle on Sportsnation and now by South Park. I can’t tell if Cartman’s last line is meant to come from him or speak for LeBron.. Maybe it’s a little of both.





High School Football Announcer Goes Nuts

While calling a game between the South Boston Patriots and the Worcester Patriots (yeah, both local Boston schools are nicked the Patriots), quarterback Sully O’Malley (of course) throws what is clearly a “five yahd backwards pass”, making it a live ball, and the defender keenly grabs it and takes it to the end zone for a touchdown. But those fahkin’ refs can’t get anything right and they call it an incomplete pass, nullifying the score and ruining the lives of the two announcers. BOO! BOO YOU FREAKIN’ RETAHDS! YOU RUINED THE FAHKIN’ GAME!


Monday, November 8, 2010

83 Percent.

I've won five of my last six Five Star games.

Tonight :The Monday Night Game of the Year.

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Friday, November 5, 2010

NFL/College Grand Slam

Looks delicious, doesn't it?


Last week, I released four plays that carried a Five Star rating. I won the opening day NBA Five Star. I won the MLB Postseason Five Star Game of the Year. I won the College Football Game of the Year and then lost the NFL Game of the Year. All in all, that's 3 for 4 on those bad boys. I'll settle for that record every day of the year. This weekend looks to be huge here. Many of the major services I monitor will also be releasing major events. It's a great week to get aboard.

Saturday - College Game of the Month
Saturday - Big 12 Game of the Year
Sunday - AFC Game of the Year
Monday - Monday Night Football Game of Year

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Thursday, November 4, 2010

Teach Your Children Well

While their favorite teams may vary, the one thing all sports fans have in common is their hatred for referees and officials. Even the kids share these very same feelings, and we have the proof thanks to this Miami Ohio fan, who appears to be quite displeased over a hooking call made during a game against the University of New Hampshire.

At least this time it is a kid giving the finger, rather than receiving it from one of his elders. Although, I'm not entirely sure that is a good thing.

Rugby Star Joel Monaghan Has
Sex With Dog, Pictures Leaked


This is just wrong. Somebody has to tell the story though.

Sex acts are all the rage in sports these days. It seems like the exposure an athlete can gain from any sort of sex scandal is much greater than the recognition one would receive after breaking a record, or winning a championship. Just ask Tiger Woods and Brett Favre.

But these two popular North American athletes aren't the only ones letting their penises do the talking for them. Australian rugby star Joel Monaghan has also gotten in on the fun, although, in a rather unorthodox way. While both Woods and Favre preferred the company of women, Monaghan decided to give a whole new meaning to the idea of "dog as man's best friend."

As the story goes, Joel was simply playing a prank on an absent teammate by simulating an act of beastiality during the Canberra Raiders' (Joel's team) end-of-season party. Alcohol is believed to have fueled the incident, which is said to have traumatized Monaghan following the spread of the photos through various social media networks.

Monaghan has since released a statement of apology through his manager, Jim Banaghan, but perhaps the only way to really get past this whole ordeal is to send a few dong pics to some females and engage in some pure unadulterated sex with many mistresses.

The whole story (and video) from the Sydney Morning Herald.

The Dog

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Try and keep up

I have watched Canadian Football as many times in my life as I have had sex with a Victoria’s Secret model, and I know what you’re thinking, but no, I don’t actually have sex with Victoria’s Secret models nightly. It’s actually zero times, so you’ll understand that I was a bit clueless when it came to watching the ending of Friday night’s game between the Montreal Alouettes and the Toronto Argonauts. Tied at 30, the Als line up to kick the game-winning field goal.

In the CFL, the most notable difference in field goal kicking from the NFL is the position of the goal post, but don’t worry – it gets even zanier! You see, if the kicker makes the field goal, the team gets 3 points, plain and simple. However, if the kicker misses the field goal, the defense (or defence for our northern friends) has to retrieve the ball and either return it out of the end zone or, if they don’t think they can return it, they have to kick the ball away. If the kicking team recovers the ball in the end zone, they get the touchdown, or if the ball goes out of the end zone, they also get one point. I guess what I’m trying to say is – SACRE BLEU!

Watch this.



Crazy stuff, eh?

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

If you do one thing today..

Monday, November 1, 2010

65 MPH Fastball

G-Dub brings it.
Uh, vote Tuesday.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Fives


Earlier this week, I won the NBA Opening Day Five Star in blowout fashion. Yesterday, my College Five Star Game of the Year won. I also won my Five Star MLB Postseason Game of the Year last night.

I am 6-0 for the World Series.

Today, the most important game of my season - The NFL Game of the Year.

Friday, October 29, 2010

College Game Of The Year - Saturday


NFL Game Of The Year - Sunday

I'm looking forward to a very strong weekend of college and NFL events. These are the two most important games of the entire football season. The Buy Now button is over to the right. I'll be very proud to serve you with all of my Executive selections and all the plays from over 30 of the finest sports services I monitor.

Death of a Handicapper
RIP Paul The World Cup Picking Octopus


I guess if you’re an Octopus this is ceiling of fame for you. I can’t really think of another way an Octopus can rise to such a level of fame that his death would be on the front page of Yahoo Sports. The report is that Paul died of natural causes, but some people are speculating about the death… One guy said,

"I would see Paul out at nightclubs late at night both nostrils caked with blow. He would have one chick on one tentacle and another on the other. I was worried about him".

I understand fame is a tough thing to handle.  RIP Paul, he was a great World Cup game picker. Sad day indeed.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Five Star Opener Covers

By 18.5 points!
Denver (-3.5 points) 110
Utah 88
That's how I like to start off the season! Nuggets coach George Karl returned to the bench after battling cancer. His team turned it into a stress-free evening. For all of us - who backed Denver. There was hardly any drama in this contest. The Nuggets led by as many as 27 points in the third quarter and easily cruised home from there.

Out of the 16 games played this season, that's the biggest pointspread blowout so far. How about that?

Football Tonight. The new football week begins tonight. I'm looking to release The College Football Game of the Year and The NFL Game of the Year this weekend. I have more work on that - and possibly three more major events to discuss tomorrow, after the next day and a half of research. I'm looking forward to a huge weekend.

Oklahoma State Basketball Cribs Is Off The Chain

I’m really not sure why Oklahoma State isn’t #1 in the country every year after watching this. What kid wouldn’t want to go there? T Boone Pickens has given the program millions of millions of dollars and it looks like it is going to good use. Seriously though, if you're the Athletic Director; Aren’t you a little confused as to why you can’t bring in better recruits? This shit facility is infinitely better than 98% of all schools…

Current players filmed this on their iPhone in order to email it to a recruit. Hell, I'm ready to lace up my Jordans after seeing this. I've spent many days in the UNLV varsity locker rooms and was always very impressed, but UNLV is millions behind this approach. And, an interior decorator.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

2010-11 Basketball (continues) To Tip Off

Opening Day NBA Five Star!
Goes Tonight!

23 teams open their season tonight.

It's been a tradition to find an opening day mis-match and I'm confident about the game that I've found tonight. Last year, I did it again with the opening day major event and posted a huge win with the Boston Celtics.

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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Want To See A Lamborghini Gallardo Flip Out Of Control?

There may be no better way to throw away hundreds of thousands of dollars than by purchasing a brand new sports car, taking it to the track, and watching it somersault out of control several times.

And with that I give you footage of Underground Racing's twin turbo Lamborghini Gallardo veering off the track at the Texas Mile and flipping out of control several times before finally coming to a halt. The car was said to be traveling over 200 mph prior to the crash. Thanks to the effective safety equipment, and some luck, the driver was able to walk away from this crash.



You did what for those seats?

This picture was spotted on ESPN's in-game photos of Saturday night's NHL contest between the Pittsburgh Penguins and the St. Louis Blues. It has since been taken off ESPN's website, but it still leaves us asking the following question: Have the St. Louis Blues become so desperate to get rid of tickets that they are actually giving up seats behind the visitors bench to any lucky fan who is willing to take a razor to his genitals?

Back on Topic.

The 2010-11 basketball season tips off tonight. The Buy Now button is over to the right. Huge opening night play goes tomorrow night. More on that - uh, tomorrow!

Monday, October 25, 2010

Favre Threw Inappropriate Interceptions

(But Says He Didn’t Send Pics)


Vikings quarterback and former Green Bay Packer Brett Favre went back to Green Bay for Week 7’s Sunday night game, but the usual Favre-ian heroics were nowhere to be found. Favre threw three interceptions–including a game-changing pick-six to Green Bay’s Desmond Bishop in the third quarter–and was battered and booed in his Vikings’ 28-24 loss to the Packers. It was the first time that Favre had lost to the Packers since leaving the team in 2008 after 16 seasons there.

Vikings coach Brad Childress was upset at Favre’s turnovers, but even angrier at the officiating crew’s overturned call that wiped out what would’ve been a 17-yard TD catch by Visanthe Shiancoe(notes) near the end of the first half. Childress believed Shiancoe had made the catch, even though the ball appeared to touch the ground.

“It doesn’t make any difference if you control the ball in your hand or forearm. Period. That’s not the way it’s taught at our owner’s symposium and that’s wrong … They said he didn’t control it. And he controlled it,” Childress said. “If the litmus is 50 drunks in a bar those 50 drunks say it’s a catch.” –Y! Sports.

Speaking of controlling balls in your hand: Favre has finally spoken out on those cell phone messages and pics. Ol’ Bretty-boy admits to sending the voicemails, but says he didn't send the pictures. That’s bullshit a crafty semi-denial. And only two weeks after the story surfaced. Hey, I totally believe him. He’s an aging, world-class athlete, struggling to reclaim elements of his youth. Why would he lie?

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Saturday

I usually do not take much time to load a message here on weekends - as I am busy working the schedule of games. Today, I'm here to let you know that I am releasing a few early games - games that kick off at noon Eastern. Two of them will be among my highest rated games of the weekend.

CBS-TV  ~ Notre Dame / Navy will carry a three unit rating.
ABC-TV  ~ Iowa / Wisconsin will carry a four star rating.

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Friday, October 22, 2010

..and there ain't no flags!

Arkansas High School Football Announcer Loses His Mind.

You'll need speakers to understand how good this is.



And that the kid who recovered the fumble and took it to the house was named Matthew Showalter. Oh, and I have it on good authority that there were no flags on the play. I’m not sure this guy was even in an announcing booth; from the sound of it, he could have been on the roof of his Ford pickup. It’s funny because only rednecks buy Fords now. I mean no disrespect. Jus' funnin'.

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Thursday, October 21, 2010

Here’s That Canadian Football Team Fighting In The Stands

Canadian football is different from American football in only a handful of ways. In Canada, teams only get three downs to go ten yards, they play 12 men on each side, pre-snap forward motion is legal, and apparently so is fighting in the stands. For a demonstration, we turn to the St. Leonard Cougars of the Canadian Junior Football League, who deliver a scene ripped out of Slap Shot during their conference final game. Note the overhead smash to the fan’s head with a milk crate. That’s technique you just can’t teach.

You won’t believe this, but St. Leonard lost the game. Shoulda busted out the milk crate sooner, fellas. Maybe they would have won if they hadn’t been drinking all that milk. Just watch the video.



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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Cleaning Your Equipment

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Your High School Video of the Week.

This fumble-licious touchdown happened.

I can only assume that losing a football game on a last second kick return is a dull, aching pain that makes seconds feel like years, and fans of any NFL team feel like they root for the Bills. And while I’m still only able to assume the flip side of such a situation, I can only imagine it’s like having Raquel Welch showing up at my doorstep saying that she’s read all of my letters and can’t stand to be without me any longer. She may or may not be naked, but will most definitely dispense beer straight to my mouth from her breasts. Um, nevermind, I'm actually totally not a stalker.

Anywho, the Butler High School football team trailed their opponent by 7 with 1.8 seconds to play this past Friday night. And, as you have probably recognized by my hilarious silly, yet completely unnecessary introduction, they get the ball into the endzone through a series of fumbles and laterals. What happens next is sure to go down in high school lore, carved next to “for a good time, call Amanda” in bathroom stalls the school over.



Go stuff a nerd in a locker today, Butler High School football team. You guys deserve it.

Monday, October 18, 2010

High Schooler With Cerebral Palsy

Scores A Touchdown!

I've been sitting on this video for a week or so. It's time to share it. You'll be sharing this video today - that is - if you have a heart. Here is your feel-good sports story of the day, courtesy of a high school football league in Arkansas.

Dylan Galloway of Manila High School was born with cerebral palsy, but regardless of his condition, it has always been his dream to score a touchdown during a high school football game. It is difficult for people in Galloway's situation to get such an opportunity but during the dying moments of a game between Manila and Rivercrest High on Friday, coach Toby Doke called Dylan's name and instructed him to "get his butt in there and go score a touchdown."

That is exactly what he did.



Dylan wheeled himself out onto the field, and in a true show of sportsmanship, players from both teams paved the way for the senior to cruise into the end zone and fulfill his greatest wish. He had been persistent in his effort to get onto the field and score a touchdown, and when Doke finally found the chance to present Dylan with this opportunity, he couldn't let it slip away.

A local newspaper covered this event. "He had been after me all year in the hall, at lunchtime and during the school day, and kept telling me he wanted to score a touchdown," Doke told the Sun. "I saw Rivercrest kids jumping up and down, and when Dylan went into the end zone our entire sideline cleared and all of his teammates went to celebrate with him. I had to fight back the tears, and in fact it kind of tears me up thinking about it now. It was pretty special."

Manila High School would go on to lose the game by a score of 47-7, but sometimes the scoreboard of a game takes a backseat to the scoreboard of life. As for Dylan's scoreboard of life, you can add another seven points to his lead over cerebral palsy. Congratulations Dylan on your outstanding accomplishment!

By the way, if you were following along, this touchdown prevented the shutout. How cool is that?

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Saturday, October 16, 2010

Guy Test-Driving $1.6 Million Bugatti Veyron...

Backs Into A Toyota

Does it get more embarrassing than this?

You just stepped into a car that is worth more than most people make over the course of their lives. Everyone is standing around watching you, some people even filming the episode. They are all waiting to see you back out so that they can hear the roar of that Bugatti Veyron engine (the guy filming even says "I just have to hear the engine on this"). With a couple of spotters placed behind the $1.9 million car, you begin to back out, thinking to yourself, "Finally, I am going to get to take this baby for a ride," when suddenly your test-drive is cut short thanks to that Toyota which is inconveniently placed behind you.


Word has it that the driver was charged $30,000 for the damages. I guess you can chalk this one up as the most expensive test-drive ever.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Going into the weekend

I usually post the BIG PLAN each week, by Friday the latest. I was disgusted not pleased with the results from last weekends card of Executive Selections and I'm holding my cards close to the vest this week.

What I can say is...I'm prepared to post a wonderful slate of great betting opportunities this weekend. I'd love to serve you.

If winning is as important to you, as it is me, just land on that Buy Now button over to the right. It's just $595.00 for my Executive service through the Superbowl.

Now, lets have a bit of fun.
Michigan's Parachute Guy Has Raised The Bar On Ball-Delivery Stunts
This video is nearly four minutes long. It has a man jumping out of a plane and into Michigan Stadium before last week's Michigan St-Michigan game. It is great.

You see this, Cincinnati Reds? The University of Michigan isn't impressed by some weak-ass Navy SEAL demonstration. The Blue goes balls to the wall. According to the Wired story about this, the jumper is Sgt. Adam Sniffen of the 101st Airborne Division, and he has not "missed a target in more than 800 career jumps". Badass Sarge lands on a conveniently located X near the end zone. Not too shabby, Sarge.

Clearly, if Michigan can pull off something like this, there may be hope for them yet.




Finally. Just because.

This is Rick Flair

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Thursday - just Thursday

Yesterday, I spoke of getting right at work with the new week of football. I spoke that it was important to have a great week. It was terrific to release a very strong three star selection on Central Florida - and win it decisively. Today, more of the same. I'm at work, getting prepared for the weekend of football ahead.

Yes, there are two college football events tonight.

The membership fee for my Executive Service through the Superbowl is only $595.. The very easy to use Buy Now button is over to the right. ---------->

Yes, I have  afun video for you today.

Perhaps the last place you may want to intrude upon a soccer game is in Brazil. With police surrounding the field brandishing their batons, you just know that any unauthorized individual who enters the field of play will not be greeted in a friendly manner.

This Flamengo fan learned that the hard way.

Visibly disgruntled with the officials, he ran onto the pitch field to confront them, but quickly learned that they would not simply stand by and take it. Instead, these angry officials fought back, but when their punches and kicks could not deter the fan, the cops decided to step in.

And as we have seen in the past, nothing drops a field trespasser quite like the jolt of a couple thousand volts. Here's how it all went down.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Football Tonight - UCF at Marshall

A new week begins...

Today - my work day; It's all about the new week of football that kicks of tonight - on ESPN. There are two college events televised Thursday night and another game Friday night.

You'll notice that the membership fee for my Executive Service has been dropped to just $595.00 through the Superbowl. That handy Buy Now button is over to the right. ---->

Now, I'm off to work on the new week of football. It's important that this is a very profitable week.

Last item. Tonight, Central Florida visits Marshall to kick off the week. Did you know that Central Florida has one of the top ranked cheerleading squads in college football?

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Only in San Francisco - The Rally Thong

San Francisco closes out Atlanta - and their fans decide it's a good time to cover "Don't Stop Believin".

If sports movies and uplifting soft-rock songs make you tear up, this rendition of "Don't Stop Believin'" may get you all Favrey.

The Giants just clinched the National League Division Series with a 3-2 win over the Braves, so this video remains relevant. The San Francisco-Philadelphia series starts Saturday. Pitching should be decent.

If you choose to watch the following video - I can't refund you the 3 minutes and 29 seconds. And yes, I said - THE RALLY THONG.



I thought it couldn't get worse than Sweet Caroline. I was wrong.
Fuck you for that, Boston.



Elimination-- Take 2:
Atlanta Braves Eliminated - Cox Retired

Injury...meet insult. Bobby Cox’s final season as Braves manager is in the books. The team is eliminated and a cake ordered for his honor on Capitol Hill spelled his name incorrectly.

I mean, REALLY incorrectly.


Cox was being honored for his 50 years in baseball. Senators Johnny Isakson (R-Ga.) and Jay Rockefeller (D-W.Va.) hosted a ceremony, inviting the Braves’ manager, as well as players and officials. But the cake, which was to read, “Thanks for 50 great years Bobby Cox” had an unfortunate and profane misspelling of his last name.

Come on. I know the Braves probably should have won another World Series or two during Cox’s reign. But isn’t this a little harsh for a sendoff?


Here is the cake after some nifty editing by Isakson staffers.

Tribute.
Following the game, the Giants showed class by bringing their celebration to a halt to honor Cox as he acknowledged the standing ovation from the crowd. If you missed it...



Green Bay Packers Injury Report
The Green Bay Packers are preparing for the possibility starting quarterback Aaron Rodgers will have to skip this week’s game against Miami because of the concussion he sustained on his final pass — the overtime interception — of Sunday’s loss against Washington. You think that Green Bay wishes that they still had Bret Favre? He never misses a game.

Hit of The Week
Stanford QB lays out USC's Shareece Wright.
I love this video. The announcers dig it the most. Andrew Luck, Stanford’s QB and NFL prospect takes out his aggression - following a fumble - and drills USC’s Shareece Wright. I’m sure the entire Stanford coaching staff and fan base was holding it’s collective breathe, but damn was that sweet.

Until tomorrow morning. Enjoy the 12th of October.


Monday, October 11, 2010

Your Cheerleader Picture Of The Day:

A Flexible Cheerleader To Brighten Your Day

Yep, nothing better than a flexible cheerleader. Nothing. A trip to the local gym or yoga class may land you a look at a stunning woman who knows how to bend her body, but it's not everyday you see a gorgeous specimen female standing on the rim of a basketball net with her leg held above her head.  This could very well be is absolutely the best free-throw distraction I have ever witnessed.




Monday Night Football
Yep, another nationally televised night game featuring Brett Favre the Minnesota Vikings. Yep, the first five minutes after ESPN goes on the air will be about BrettFavreJennStergerRandyMoss. Must-see, cringe TV. I will miss it. Intentionally.

Note to Minnesota Fans:



Remember this?
Kinda silly when you look back on it, isn't it? And now - the press is all over Brett Favre sexting a NY Jets employee...Jenn Sterger.

The Vikings shocked the NFL world by orchestrating a trade that brought Randy Moss back to Minnesota. Who would have guessed it would become a secondary story by the end of the week?


There must be something in the air at the New York Jets facilities.

For the second time in less than a month, NFL fans have learned of some inappropriate behavior between the team's players and the female reporters that cover them.

At the center of the scandal this time around is the fans' media's favorite grandpa quarterback, Brett Favre.

Favre is alleged to have followed in the footsteps of other clueless athletes by sending voicemails, "sext" messages, and pictures of his package genitalia to former Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger.

Yes indeeedee --- The Moss trade became a sidebar to the hilarious evolving scandal involving Brett Favre and the alleged inappropriate messages and photos sent to Jenn Sterger in 2008. This story is going to blow up - in  Tiger Woods kind of way. Just watch - and laugh along with me.

Note to Brett Favre. Just go away - now. Please.


Um. This is Jenn Sterger.

Second note to Brett Favre. Atta boy.

Woods Syndrome

In 2009, scientists discovered a psychological disorder known as Woods Syndrome that is found strictly in athletes.

The disorder is caused by an athlete being involved in a "sexting" scandal, and typically results in substandard performance on the part of said athlete following the scandal being made public.

Scientists say that the disorder may be renamed Favre-Woods Syndrome in late 2010 or early 2011.


Oh. Another thought.
Brett Favre has been known to throw an interception every once in a while. Or 323.

When Favre drops back to pass against the New York Jets tonight—how ironic is that?—he's not going to be thinking about Darrelle Revis. He's going to be thinking about Sterger and the instability of his marriage.

And Wrangler jeans dropping his ass.

That Wrangler commercial with him tossing the football has probably aired 37,649 times in the last few years, but it's possible probable the company will cut ties with Favre following the Sterger scandal.

Close out.
What's worse than an aging 41-year-old NFL quarterback who retires, un-retires, retires, then un-retires again just so he can stay in the spotlight?

A 41-year-old NFL quarterback who retires, un-retires, retires, then un-retires again just so he can stay in the spotlight, and also sends pictures of his package to another woman while married to a breast cancer survivor.

Tiger Woods is Favre's biggest fan right now.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

PAC-10 Game of the Year

Goes Today!

I got the weekend off to a great start last night with a win on Rutgers. If you've missed the fantastic run I've put together so far this season with my four star rated Executive Selections - this should get your attention.

The Five Star PAC-10 Game of the Year looks great. My four star selections stand at 8-2 against the pointspread. Yes --> Confidence will be high.

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Friday, October 8, 2010

Games of the Year - and much more!

A pair of Fives!

Last week, my October College Game of the Month and the NFL Game of the Month were outstanding and easy victories.

This weekend, I will feature my PAC-10 Game of the Year and my NFC Game of the Year. I will also release a Four Star event Saturday. This would be a great week to get on board. My major events stand at 80% pointspread winners this season. Exactly 80%.  How about that?

My members will be playing these games with confidence, so will you. It's easy to join and receive all of my Executive Selections - and all the plays from a few dozen of the top-rated services in the nation. All you have to do is roll that mouse to the right and click on that user-friendly drop down BUY NOW button.

Brutal Hit Leaves Two KO’d During Rugby Match

I once saw a rugby shirt that said "No Helmets, No Pads, Just Balls."
This hit made me think of that shirt.

It is times like this that players probably wish they were wearing helmets and pads, but that just isn't a rugby player's style. These guys will literally sleep on a bed of nails and eat shards of glass for breakfast. "Helmets" and "pads" are simply not in their vocabulary.

Luckily for them, chicks dig scars - and balls.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Picture Of The Day: This Guy Seems At Home Here

This happened down the street from my home yesterday. Now, I'm making the guy go global.

Is there any better place to wear your Pete Rose vintage jersey than at a Sportsbook? This guy probably had that outfit picked out several days in advance. He just knew that as soon as he walked into that gambler's heaven, everyone would be high-fiving him, telling him how much they love his jersey, and asking to take pictures with him.

I wonder if he is betting on baseball? Although even if he is, he probably wont admit it.

Oh yes, there is another televised college football game tonight. May as well win it, you think? That user friendly BUY NOW button is over to the right,

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Shootout Goal

This has been going around the Internet the last few days. When I saw it, my first thought was, "I used to have one of my players use that play all the time". Yep, really did. It was not new to me. I hope that it is new for you, unless you're a goalie.



Yes, it's Wednesday and there is an ESPN televised college football game tonight. The very handy BUY NOW button is on the right. Thankee.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Female Soccer Referee

I do not understand German, but, I understand the smile on the female referee. You will see the full version if you double click on the video and go directly to YouTube for the screen shot.

Peter Niemeyer of Hertha Berlin was clearly trying to give Bibiana Steinhaus a pat on the shoulder, but much to his delight his hand would miss her arm and gently pet her breast.  And rather than receiving a yellow card slap to the face, which is what most men would expect after touching the left boob of an unsuspecting female, they both got a laugh out of the entire incident.



By the way - the new football week begins tonight. There are college games each night this week, all covered by ESPN.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Winner Winner

Yesterday, my NFL Game of the Month was the most one-sided victory on the entire card. San Diego pummeled Arizona 41-10. It's always a great when you find games like this that pad the bankroll of your members. It was a great bookend to Saturday's Four Star Game of the Month victory with Navy. My Four Star rated selections stand at 8-2 (80%) against the pointspread this season. Oh my.

Tonight, it's Monday Night Football. I've won three of the first four Monday Night Football events and tonight looks like a great way to finish up the week of football.

The new week begins tomorrow - yes, Tuesday. We have seven days of football this week. Non-stop action. Join me for the season by clicking on the "Buy Now" button over to the right.

Under the category of "Doing my part"...
in a small way - my way, here it is.


Breast cancer is one of the most frequently diagnosed types of cancer today. All women are at risk. Breastcancer.org estimates that 1 out of every 8 women in the United States will develop invasive breast cancer over the course of her lifetime. That is 12-13% of all American women. An estimated 207,090 cases are expected to be diagnosed in 2010 within the country, and approximately 39,840 American women are expected to die from cases of breast cancer this year.

Such statistics make it clear that breast cancer is a serious matter, and while many different campaigns, organizations and charities are doing all that they can to combat it, they can not do it alone. The fight against breast cancer is a long and hard battle, and your help is needed. So please show your support by wearing your pink ribbons and donating generously to these charities and organizations. Because the last thing any of us want is to see breast cancer steal second base.

Staying a bit on topic:This is a Houston Texans' cheerleader. This may also be my one and only post about the Houston Texans this season. Unless that top gets smaller.

Bird-vertising—a new advertising low.
Although you spent some time looking in on the Ryder Cup matches... I'm going to wager that you probably have not seem this.

You thought Fly-vertising, Dog-vertising, and Sheep-vertising were evil? Well UK-based online gambling exchange Betfair employed trained eagles and hawks to fly branded banners like single prop planes over and through this weekend's Ryder Cup golf match between the U.S. and Europe. Has anybody seen the adbirds?  Bird handler Trevor Smith says the birds were trained for two weeks for the stunt. Video below.