Fives

Earlier this week, I won the NBA Opening Day Five Star in blowout fashion. Yesterday, my College Five Star Game of the Year won. I also won my Five Star MLB Postseason Game of the Year last night.

I am 6-0 for the World Series.

Today, the most important game of my season - The NFL Game of the Year.

College Game Of The Year - Saturday

NFL Game Of The Year - Sunday

I'm looking forward to a very strong weekend of college and NFL events. These are the two most important games of the entire football season. The Buy Now button is over to the right. I'll be very proud to serve you with all of my Executive selections and all the plays from over 30 of the finest sports services I monitor.

Death of a Handicapper
RIP Paul The World Cup Picking Octopus

I guess if you’re an Octopus this is ceiling of fame for you. I can’t really think of another way an Octopus can rise to such a level of fame that his death would be on the front page of Yahoo Sports. The report is that Paul died of natural causes, but some people are speculating about the death… One guy said,

"I would see Paul out at nightclubs late at night both nostrils caked with blow. He would have one chick on one tentacle and another on the other. I was worried about him".

I understand fame is a tough thing to handle.  RIP Paul, he was a great World Cup game picker. Sad day indeed.

Five Star Opener Covers

By 18.5 points!
Denver (-3.5 points) 110
Utah 88
That's how I like to start off the season! Nuggets coach George Karl returned to the bench after battling cancer. His team turned it into a stress-free evening. For all of us - who backed Denver. There was hardly any drama in this contest. The Nuggets led by as many as 27 points in the third quarter and easily cruised home from there.

Out of the 16 games played this season, that's the biggest pointspread blowout so far. How about that?

Football Tonight. The new football week begins tonight. I'm looking to release The College Football Game of the Year and The NFL Game of the Year this weekend. I have more work on that - and possibly three more major events to discuss tomorrow, after the next day and a half of research. I'm looking forward to a huge weekend.

Oklahoma State Basketball Cribs Is Off The Chain

I’m really not sure why Oklahoma State isn’t #1 in the country every year after watching this. What kid wouldn’t want to go there? T Boone Pickens has given the program millions of millions of dollars and it looks like it is going to good use. Seriously though, if you're the Athletic Director; Aren’t you a little confused as to why you can’t bring in better recruits? This shit facility is infinitely better than 98% of all schools…

Current players filmed this on their iPhone in order to email it to a recruit. Hell, I'm ready to lace up my Jordans after seeing this. I've spent many days in the UNLV varsity locker rooms and was always very impressed, but UNLV is millions behind this approach. And, an interior decorator.

2010-11 Basketball (continues) To Tip Off

Opening Day NBA Five Star!
Goes Tonight!

23 teams open their season tonight.

It's been a tradition to find an opening day mis-match and I'm confident about the game that I've found tonight. Last year, I did it again with the opening day major event and posted a huge win with the Boston Celtics.

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Want To See A Lamborghini Gallardo Flip Out Of Control?

There may be no better way to throw away hundreds of thousands of dollars than by purchasing a brand new sports car, taking it to the track, and watching it somersault out of control several times.

And with that I give you footage of Underground Racing's twin turbo Lamborghini Gallardo veering off the track at the Texas Mile and flipping out of control several times before finally coming to a halt. The car was said to be traveling over 200 mph prior to the crash. Thanks to the effective safety equipment, and some luck, the driver was able to walk away from this crash.



You did what for those seats?

This picture was spotted on ESPN's in-game photos of Saturday night's NHL contest between the Pittsburgh Penguins and the St. Louis Blues. It has since been taken off ESPN's website, but it still leaves us asking the following question: Have the St. Louis Blues become so desperate to get rid of tickets that they are actually giving up seats behind the visitors bench to any lucky fan who is willing to take a razor to his genitals?

Back on Topic.

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Favre Threw Inappropriate Interceptions

(But Says He Didn’t Send Pics)

Vikings quarterback and former Green Bay Packer Brett Favre went back to Green Bay for Week 7’s Sunday night game, but the usual Favre-ian heroics were nowhere to be found. Favre threw three interceptions–including a game-changing pick-six to Green Bay’s Desmond Bishop in the third quarter–and was battered and booed in his Vikings’ 28-24 loss to the Packers. It was the first time that Favre had lost to the Packers since leaving the team in 2008 after 16 seasons there.

Vikings coach Brad Childress was upset at Favre’s turnovers, but even angrier at the officiating crew’s overturned call that wiped out what would’ve been a 17-yard TD catch by Visanthe Shiancoe(notes) near the end of the first half. Childress believed Shiancoe had made the catch, even though the ball appeared to touch the ground.

“It doesn’t make any difference if you control the ball in your hand or forearm. Period. That’s not the way it’s taught at our owner’s symposium and that’s wrong … They said he didn’t control it. And he controlled it,” Childress said. “If the litmus is 50 drunks in a bar those 50 drunks say it’s a catch.” –Y! Sports.

Speaking of controlling balls in your hand: Favre has finally spoken out on those cell phone messages and pics. Ol’ Bretty-boy admits to sending the voicemails, but says he didn't send the pictures. That’s bullshit a crafty semi-denial. And only two weeks after the story surfaced. Hey, I totally believe him. He’s an aging, world-class athlete, struggling to reclaim elements of his youth. Why would he lie?

Saturday

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CBS-TV  ~ Notre Dame / Navy will carry a three unit rating.
ABC-TV  ~ Iowa / Wisconsin will carry a four star rating.

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..and there ain't no flags!

Arkansas High School Football Announcer Loses His Mind.

You'll need speakers to understand how good this is.



And that the kid who recovered the fumble and took it to the house was named Matthew Showalter. Oh, and I have it on good authority that there were no flags on the play. I’m not sure this guy was even in an announcing booth; from the sound of it, he could have been on the roof of his Ford pickup. It’s funny because only rednecks buy Fords now. I mean no disrespect. Jus' funnin'.

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Here’s That Canadian Football Team Fighting In The Stands

Canadian football is different from American football in only a handful of ways. In Canada, teams only get three downs to go ten yards, they play 12 men on each side, pre-snap forward motion is legal, and apparently so is fighting in the stands. For a demonstration, we turn to the St. Leonard Cougars of the Canadian Junior Football League, who deliver a scene ripped out of Slap Shot during their conference final game. Note the overhead smash to the fan’s head with a milk crate. That’s technique you just can’t teach.

You won’t believe this, but St. Leonard lost the game. Shoulda busted out the milk crate sooner, fellas. Maybe they would have won if they hadn’t been drinking all that milk. Just watch the video.



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Cleaning Your Equipment

Your High School Video of the Week.

This fumble-licious touchdown happened.

I can only assume that losing a football game on a last second kick return is a dull, aching pain that makes seconds feel like years, and fans of any NFL team feel like they root for the Bills. And while I’m still only able to assume the flip side of such a situation, I can only imagine it’s like having Raquel Welch showing up at my doorstep saying that she’s read all of my letters and can’t stand to be without me any longer. She may or may not be naked, but will most definitely dispense beer straight to my mouth from her breasts. Um, nevermind, I'm actually totally not a stalker.

Anywho, the Butler High School football team trailed their opponent by 7 with 1.8 seconds to play this past Friday night. And, as you have probably recognized by my hilarious silly, yet completely unnecessary introduction, they get the ball into the endzone through a series of fumbles and laterals. What happens next is sure to go down in high school lore, carved next to “for a good time, call Amanda” in bathroom stalls the school over.



Go stuff a nerd in a locker today, Butler High School football team. You guys deserve it.

High Schooler With Cerebral Palsy

Scores A Touchdown!

I've been sitting on this video for a week or so. It's time to share it. You'll be sharing this video today - that is - if you have a heart. Here is your feel-good sports story of the day, courtesy of a high school football league in Arkansas.

Dylan Galloway of Manila High School was born with cerebral palsy, but regardless of his condition, it has always been his dream to score a touchdown during a high school football game. It is difficult for people in Galloway's situation to get such an opportunity but during the dying moments of a game between Manila and Rivercrest High on Friday, coach Toby Doke called Dylan's name and instructed him to "get his butt in there and go score a touchdown."

That is exactly what he did.



Dylan wheeled himself out onto the field, and in a true show of sportsmanship, players from both teams paved the way for the senior to cruise into the end zone and fulfill his greatest wish. He had been persistent in his effort to get onto the field and score a touchdown, and when Doke finally found the chance to present Dylan with this opportunity, he couldn't let it slip away.

A local newspaper covered this event. "He had been after me all year in the hall, at lunchtime and during the school day, and kept telling me he wanted to score a touchdown," Doke told the Sun. "I saw Rivercrest kids jumping up and down, and when Dylan went into the end zone our entire sideline cleared and all of his teammates went to celebrate with him. I had to fight back the tears, and in fact it kind of tears me up thinking about it now. It was pretty special."

Manila High School would go on to lose the game by a score of 47-7, but sometimes the scoreboard of a game takes a backseat to the scoreboard of life. As for Dylan's scoreboard of life, you can add another seven points to his lead over cerebral palsy. Congratulations Dylan on your outstanding accomplishment!

By the way, if you were following along, this touchdown prevented the shutout. How cool is that?

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Guy Test-Driving $1.6 Million Bugatti Veyron...

Backs Into A Toyota

Does it get more embarrassing than this?

You just stepped into a car that is worth more than most people make over the course of their lives. Everyone is standing around watching you, some people even filming the episode. They are all waiting to see you back out so that they can hear the roar of that Bugatti Veyron engine (the guy filming even says "I just have to hear the engine on this"). With a couple of spotters placed behind the $1.9 million car, you begin to back out, thinking to yourself, "Finally, I am going to get to take this baby for a ride," when suddenly your test-drive is cut short thanks to that Toyota which is inconveniently placed behind you.


Word has it that the driver was charged $30,000 for the damages. I guess you can chalk this one up as the most expensive test-drive ever.

Going into the weekend

I usually post the BIG PLAN each week, by Friday the latest. I was disgusted not pleased with the results from last weekends card of Executive Selections and I'm holding my cards close to the vest this week.

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Now, lets have a bit of fun.
Michigan's Parachute Guy Has Raised The Bar On Ball-Delivery Stunts
This video is nearly four minutes long. It has a man jumping out of a plane and into Michigan Stadium before last week's Michigan St-Michigan game. It is great.

You see this, Cincinnati Reds? The University of Michigan isn't impressed by some weak-ass Navy SEAL demonstration. The Blue goes balls to the wall. According to the Wired story about this, the jumper is Sgt. Adam Sniffen of the 101st Airborne Division, and he has not "missed a target in more than 800 career jumps". Badass Sarge lands on a conveniently located X near the end zone. Not too shabby, Sarge.

Clearly, if Michigan can pull off something like this, there may be hope for them yet.




Finally. Just because.

This is Rick Flair

Thursday - just Thursday

Yesterday, I spoke of getting right at work with the new week of football. I spoke that it was important to have a great week. It was terrific to release a very strong three star selection on Central Florida - and win it decisively. Today, more of the same. I'm at work, getting prepared for the weekend of football ahead.

Yes, there are two college football events tonight.

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Yes, I have  afun video for you today.

Perhaps the last place you may want to intrude upon a soccer game is in Brazil. With police surrounding the field brandishing their batons, you just know that any unauthorized individual who enters the field of play will not be greeted in a friendly manner.

This Flamengo fan learned that the hard way.

Visibly disgruntled with the officials, he ran onto the pitch field to confront them, but quickly learned that they would not simply stand by and take it. Instead, these angry officials fought back, but when their punches and kicks could not deter the fan, the cops decided to step in.

And as we have seen in the past, nothing drops a field trespasser quite like the jolt of a couple thousand volts. Here's how it all went down.

Football Tonight - UCF at Marshall

A new week begins...

Today - my work day; It's all about the new week of football that kicks of tonight - on ESPN. There are two college events televised Thursday night and another game Friday night.

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Now, I'm off to work on the new week of football. It's important that this is a very profitable week.

Last item. Tonight, Central Florida visits Marshall to kick off the week. Did you know that Central Florida has one of the top ranked cheerleading squads in college football?

Only in San Francisco - The Rally Thong

San Francisco closes out Atlanta - and their fans decide it's a good time to cover "Don't Stop Believin".

If sports movies and uplifting soft-rock songs make you tear up, this rendition of "Don't Stop Believin'" may get you all Favrey.

The Giants just clinched the National League Division Series with a 3-2 win over the Braves, so this video remains relevant. The San Francisco-Philadelphia series starts Saturday. Pitching should be decent.

If you choose to watch the following video - I can't refund you the 3 minutes and 29 seconds. And yes, I said - THE RALLY THONG.



I thought it couldn't get worse than Sweet Caroline. I was wrong.
Fuck you for that, Boston.


Elimination-- Take 2:
Atlanta Braves Eliminated - Cox Retired
Injury...meet insult. Bobby Cox’s final season as Braves manager is in the books. The team is eliminated and a cake ordered for his honor on Capitol Hill spelled his name incorrectly.

I mean, REALLY incorrectly.

Cox was being honored for his 50 years in baseball. Senators Johnny Isakson (R-Ga.) and Jay Rockefeller (D-W.Va.) hosted a ceremony, inviting the Braves’ manager, as well as players and officials. But the cake, which was to read, “Thanks for 50 great years Bobby Cox” had an unfortunate and profane misspelling of his last name.

Come on. I know the Braves probably should have won another World Series or two during Cox’s reign. But isn’t this a little harsh for a sendoff?


Here is the cake after some nifty editing by Isakson staffers.

Tribute.
Following the game, the Giants showed class by bringing their celebration to a halt to honor Cox as he acknowledged the standing ovation from the crowd. If you missed it...

Green Bay Packers Injury Report

The Green Bay Packers are preparing for the possibility starting quarterback Aaron Rodgers will have to skip this week’s game against Miami because of the concussion he sustained on his final pass — the overtime interception — of Sunday’s loss against Washington. You think that Green Bay wishes that they still had Bret Favre? He never misses a game.

Hit of The Week

Stanford QB lays out USC's Shareece Wright.

I love this video. The announcers dig it the most. Andrew Luck, Stanford’s QB and NFL prospect takes out his aggression - following a fumble - and drills USC’s Shareece Wright. I’m sure the entire Stanford coaching staff and fan base was holding it’s collective breathe, but damn was that sweet.

Until tomorrow morning. Enjoy the 12th of October.

Your Cheerleader Picture Of The Day:

A Flexible Cheerleader To Brighten Your Day

Yep, nothing better than a flexible cheerleader. Nothing. A trip to the local gym or yoga class may land you a look at a stunning woman who knows how to bend her body, but it's not everyday you see a gorgeous specimen female standing on the rim of a basketball net with her leg held above her head.  This could very well be is absolutely the best free-throw distraction I have ever witnessed.




Monday Night Football
Yep, another nationally televised night game featuring Brett Favre the Minnesota Vikings. Yep, the first five minutes after ESPN goes on the air will be about BrettFavreJennStergerRandyMoss. Must-see, cringe TV. I will miss it. Intentionally.

Note to Minnesota Fans:



Remember this?
Kinda silly when you look back on it, isn't it? And now - the press is all over Brett Favre sexting a NY Jets employee...Jenn Sterger.

The Vikings shocked the NFL world by orchestrating a trade that brought Randy Moss back to Minnesota. Who would have guessed it would become a secondary story by the end of the week?

There must be something in the air at the New York Jets facilities.

For the second time in less than a month, NFL fans have learned of some inappropriate behavior between the team's players and the female reporters that cover them.

At the center of the scandal this time around is the fans' media's favorite grandpa quarterback, Brett Favre.

Favre is alleged to have followed in the footsteps of other clueless athletes by sending voicemails, "sext" messages, and pictures of his package genitalia to former Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger.

Yes indeeedee --- The Moss trade became a sidebar to the hilarious evolving scandal involving Brett Favre and the alleged inappropriate messages and photos sent to Jenn Sterger in 2008. This story is going to blow up - in  Tiger Woods kind of way. Just watch - and laugh along with me.

Note to Brett Favre. Just go away - now. Please.

Um. This is Jenn Sterger.

Second note to Brett Favre. Atta boy.

Woods Syndrome

In 2009, scientists discovered a psychological disorder known as Woods Syndrome that is found strictly in athletes.

The disorder is caused by an athlete being involved in a "sexting" scandal, and typically results in substandard performance on the part of said athlete following the scandal being made public.

Scientists say that the disorder may be renamed Favre-Woods Syndrome in late 2010 or early 2011.

Oh. Another thought.

Brett Favre has been known to throw an interception every once in a while. Or 323.

When Favre drops back to pass against the New York Jets tonight—how ironic is that?—he's not going to be thinking about Darrelle Revis. He's going to be thinking about Sterger and the instability of his marriage.

And Wrangler jeans dropping his ass.

That Wrangler commercial with him tossing the football has probably aired 37,649 times in the last few years, but it's possible probable the company will cut ties with Favre following the Sterger scandal.

Close out.

What's worse than an aging 41-year-old NFL quarterback who retires, un-retires, retires, then un-retires again just so he can stay in the spotlight?

A 41-year-old NFL quarterback who retires, un-retires, retires, then un-retires again just so he can stay in the spotlight, and also sends pictures of his package to another woman while married to a breast cancer survivor.

Tiger Woods is Favre's biggest fan right now.

PAC-10 Game of the Year

Goes Today!

I got the weekend off to a great start last night with a win on Rutgers. If you've missed the fantastic run I've put together so far this season with my four star rated Executive Selections - this should get your attention.

The Five Star PAC-10 Game of the Year looks great. My four star selections stand at 8-2 against the pointspread. Yes --> Confidence will be high.

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Games of the Year - and much more!

A pair of Fives!

Last week, my October College Game of the Month and the NFL Game of the Month were outstanding and easy victories.

This weekend, I will feature my PAC-10 Game of the Year and my NFC Game of the Year. I will also release a Four Star event Saturday. This would be a great week to get on board. My major events stand at 80% pointspread winners this season. Exactly 80%.  How about that?

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Brutal Hit Leaves Two KO’d During Rugby Match

I once saw a rugby shirt that said "No Helmets, No Pads, Just Balls."
This hit made me think of that shirt.

It is times like this that players probably wish they were wearing helmets and pads, but that just isn't a rugby player's style. These guys will literally sleep on a bed of nails and eat shards of glass for breakfast. "Helmets" and "pads" are simply not in their vocabulary.

Luckily for them, chicks dig scars - and balls.

Picture Of The Day: This Guy Seems At Home Here

This happened down the street from my home yesterday. Now, I'm making the guy go global.

Is there any better place to wear your Pete Rose vintage jersey than at a Sportsbook? This guy probably had that outfit picked out several days in advance. He just knew that as soon as he walked into that gambler's heaven, everyone would be high-fiving him, telling him how much they love his jersey, and asking to take pictures with him.

I wonder if he is betting on baseball? Although even if he is, he probably wont admit it.

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Shootout Goal

This has been going around the Internet the last few days. When I saw it, my first thought was, "I used to have one of my players use that play all the time". Yep, really did. It was not new to me. I hope that it is new for you, unless you're a goalie.



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Female Soccer Referee

I do not understand German, but, I understand the smile on the female referee. You will see the full version if you double click on the video and go directly to YouTube for the screen shot.

Peter Niemeyer of Hertha Berlin was clearly trying to give Bibiana Steinhaus a pat on the shoulder, but much to his delight his hand would miss her arm and gently pet her breast.  And rather than receiving a yellow card slap to the face, which is what most men would expect after touching the left boob of an unsuspecting female, they both got a laugh out of the entire incident.



By the way - the new football week begins tonight. There are college games each night this week, all covered by ESPN.

Winner Winner

Yesterday, my NFL Game of the Month was the most one-sided victory on the entire card. San Diego pummeled Arizona 41-10. It's always a great when you find games like this that pad the bankroll of your members. It was a great bookend to Saturday's Four Star Game of the Month victory with Navy. My Four Star rated selections stand at 8-2 (80%) against the pointspread this season. Oh my.

Tonight, it's Monday Night Football. I've won three of the first four Monday Night Football events and tonight looks like a great way to finish up the week of football.

The new week begins tomorrow - yes, Tuesday. We have seven days of football this week. Non-stop action. Join me for the season by clicking on the "Buy Now" button over to the right.

Under the category of "Doing my part"...
in a small way - my way, here it is.

Breast cancer is one of the most frequently diagnosed types of cancer today. All women are at risk. Breastcancer.org estimates that 1 out of every 8 women in the United States will develop invasive breast cancer over the course of her lifetime. That is 12-13% of all American women. An estimated 207,090 cases are expected to be diagnosed in 2010 within the country, and approximately 39,840 American women are expected to die from cases of breast cancer this year.

Such statistics make it clear that breast cancer is a serious matter, and while many different campaigns, organizations and charities are doing all that they can to combat it, they can not do it alone. The fight against breast cancer is a long and hard battle, and your help is needed. So please show your support by wearing your pink ribbons and donating generously to these charities and organizations. Because the last thing any of us want is to see breast cancer steal second base.

Staying a bit on topic:This is a Houston Texans' cheerleader. This may also be my one and only post about the Houston Texans this season. Unless that top gets smaller.

Bird-vertising—a new advertising low.

Although you spent some time looking in on the Ryder Cup matches... I'm going to wager that you probably have not seem this.

You thought Fly-vertising, Dog-vertising, and Sheep-vertising were evil? Well UK-based online gambling exchange Betfair employed trained eagles and hawks to fly branded banners like single prop planes over and through this weekend's Ryder Cup golf match between the U.S. and Europe. Has anybody seen the adbirds?  Bird handler Trevor Smith says the birds were trained for two weeks for the stunt. Video below.

NFL Game of Month - TODAY!

I enjoyed a terrific day yesterday as the College Game of the Month, Navy cashes in. Today - the October NFL Game of the Month. Expect to win.

My Four Star selections are at 77% for the season. How about that?

A Pair Of Four Star Games Of The Month

Saturday - I will feature my Four Star College Game of the Month. Sunday, I will release the Four Star NFL Game of the Month. My Four Star Executive Selections are at 75% pointspread winners this season and I'm quite excited about both major events this weekend.

2010 Football Season - Only $645

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Ryder Cup Weekend

It's Ryder Cup Weekend and it'll be another very interesting sporting event in which we can root for American superiority. I noticed that the players all brought their wives. Hunter Mahan's wife, a former model and Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader caught my eye. Therefore - Hunter Mahan, who bagged Kandi Harris, is my leader in the clubhouse.

Former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and Mrs Hunter Mahan - Kandi Harris

The End Of The World

Busted! Reds reported after smoking victory cigars in clubhouse

Impressionable children weren't the only ones watching when Cincinnati Reds owner Bob Castellini (pictured) passed out victory cigars and then lit up after his team clinched the NL Central title at Great American Ball Park on Tuesday.

Also watching at home on television were at least five nutjobs whistle-blowers who noted that the Reds were violating Ohio's indoor-smoking ban. They called Cincinnati's health department to report the team and now the Cincinnati Enquirer reports the club is under investigation.

Look, my non-smoker self enjoys big gulps of clean indoor air as much as anybody. I can't, however, imagine what kind of situational misery would make someone watch a one-time free-for-all scene where alcohol is freely being sprayed into the eyes of others and decide that he or she needs to tattle on a few puffs from a stogie at a place they're not even at.

Dirty Chinese Soccer Player

I’m not trying to hate, but man is it funny watching the video and hearing the announcers. Chinese soccer is sweet when there is a 5 minute video dedicated to one spaz. I want to meet this guy.