Monday, October 11, 2010

Your Cheerleader Picture Of The Day:

A Flexible Cheerleader To Brighten Your Day

Yep, nothing better than a flexible cheerleader. Nothing. A trip to the local gym or yoga class may land you a look at a stunning woman who knows how to bend her body, but it's not everyday you see a gorgeous specimen female standing on the rim of a basketball net with her leg held above her head.  This could very well be is absolutely the best free-throw distraction I have ever witnessed.




Monday Night Football
Yep, another nationally televised night game featuring Brett Favre the Minnesota Vikings. Yep, the first five minutes after ESPN goes on the air will be about BrettFavreJennStergerRandyMoss. Must-see, cringe TV. I will miss it. Intentionally.

Note to Minnesota Fans:



Remember this?
Kinda silly when you look back on it, isn't it? And now - the press is all over Brett Favre sexting a NY Jets employee...Jenn Sterger.

The Vikings shocked the NFL world by orchestrating a trade that brought Randy Moss back to Minnesota. Who would have guessed it would become a secondary story by the end of the week?


There must be something in the air at the New York Jets facilities.

For the second time in less than a month, NFL fans have learned of some inappropriate behavior between the team's players and the female reporters that cover them.

At the center of the scandal this time around is the fans' media's favorite grandpa quarterback, Brett Favre.

Favre is alleged to have followed in the footsteps of other clueless athletes by sending voicemails, "sext" messages, and pictures of his package genitalia to former Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger.

Yes indeeedee --- The Moss trade became a sidebar to the hilarious evolving scandal involving Brett Favre and the alleged inappropriate messages and photos sent to Jenn Sterger in 2008. This story is going to blow up - in  Tiger Woods kind of way. Just watch - and laugh along with me.

Note to Brett Favre. Just go away - now. Please.


Um. This is Jenn Sterger.

Second note to Brett Favre. Atta boy.

Woods Syndrome

In 2009, scientists discovered a psychological disorder known as Woods Syndrome that is found strictly in athletes.

The disorder is caused by an athlete being involved in a "sexting" scandal, and typically results in substandard performance on the part of said athlete following the scandal being made public.

Scientists say that the disorder may be renamed Favre-Woods Syndrome in late 2010 or early 2011.


Oh. Another thought.
Brett Favre has been known to throw an interception every once in a while. Or 323.

When Favre drops back to pass against the New York Jets tonight—how ironic is that?—he's not going to be thinking about Darrelle Revis. He's going to be thinking about Sterger and the instability of his marriage.

And Wrangler jeans dropping his ass.

That Wrangler commercial with him tossing the football has probably aired 37,649 times in the last few years, but it's possible probable the company will cut ties with Favre following the Sterger scandal.

Close out.
What's worse than an aging 41-year-old NFL quarterback who retires, un-retires, retires, then un-retires again just so he can stay in the spotlight?

A 41-year-old NFL quarterback who retires, un-retires, retires, then un-retires again just so he can stay in the spotlight, and also sends pictures of his package to another woman while married to a breast cancer survivor.

Tiger Woods is Favre's biggest fan right now.