Friday, September 10, 2010

Mom Pulls Gun On Vollyball team

File this under Texas Being Texas: A currently-unidentified woman pulled a gun on a seventh-grade volleyball team last night. Fortunately, the only kills that came out of the evening occurred during the game beforehand. Yep. You won’t get cutting-edge volleyball humor like that anywhere else.

Um. Don’t mess with Texas middle school girls volleyball. And yes, I just took care of your pregnant chick with a gun fetish. Somebody had to have the courage to do it. Show me that secret handshake.

School police are reviewing videotapes to try to identify the woman, who witnesses said threatened to shoot several members of the visiting Kirby team, Judson ISD spokesman James Keith said.

“The Kirby team had just won, and they were in the back parking lot near the gym when the woman approached,” Keith said, noting that the students were chanting and celebrating their victory. The woman “approached them, pulled a handgun, and threatened to shoot them,” he said. –San Antonio Express News.

The media report that the small woman remains at large. Of course she’s at large. Everything’s bigger in Texas.

And yes, There are games to win this weekend.
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