Monday, September 13, 2010

Monday Night Football - Squared

Tonight...back2back Monday Night Football events. It has been my long time tradition to release a rated Executive Selection for the Monday Night Football Game. I'll release a rated Executive Selection for both games.

Tonight. Two games. Two rated selections.
Yesterday, I told you again about my September NFL Game of the Month. If you joined, you won - AGAIN. My release was The Pittsburgh Steelers, a small home underdog - winning over Atlanta.

That's my third four unit selection of the regular season - and my third victory.

It's important to win the games that members rely on the most.

Sure is fun.

If you're not yet aboard, please consider joining today - I'll be very proud to serve you. The very friendly "Buy Now" button is over to your right. It's just $695 to stay aboard through the Superbowl - way down the road in February. That's a lot of service for just one easy payment.

Now, the news.

Hot Reporter Is Upset About Being - Hot.
Um. Great body - no face? Woof!

In today’s reporter-turning-themselves-into-news news, TV Azteca reporter Ines Sainz has complained to Commissioner  Roger Goodell and the NFL that New York Jets players made lewd and suggestive comments at her during the team’s practices she covered in New Jersey. And if you’ve survived the shock of that sentence, there’s so much more. Sainz recently Tweeted en espanol that she was “dying of embarrassment” because of the catcalls she received. Surprisingly, her complaint features no mention of New York coach Rex Ryan demanding Sainz make some burritos for the offensive line.

Goodell and his gentleman Gestapo are investigating Sainz’s allegations and the Jets apparently discussed the matters in their team meeting last night. Jets owner Woody Johnson personally called Sainz to get her side of the story. Upon greeting her, he said, “Hello Ines, this is Woody Johnson. Woody, like a boner. Johnson, like a boner.”

Respect my blogging skills for the quality of my dick jokes and not for the size of my bulge. Actually; The NFL ought to file a complaint against itself if the Jets players didn't react to that.

This is what she was wearing.
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Various media sources cite multiple Tweets from Sainz complaining about being in a men’s locker room and how she dressed appropriately at the team’s practice. She claims she wore jeans and a white button-up blouse. Sainz posted this photo of herself on Twitter, defending her outfit as not "inappropriate."  Hmmmm, white button-up blouse in the New Jersey heat… twenty bucks says Mark Sanchez’s passer rating was lower than the distance of her nearest bra. Coach Ryan went on to say that, "It was the best tight end he's seen in years".



The incident sparked a complaint to the NFL from the Association for Women in Sports Media, saying, "Women in sports media [should be] treated respectfully, equally and professionally while working in the locker room."



Indeed, she should be treated just like male reporters. Male reporters who wear skin tight capri pants and tied-up white button-up blouses. In the meantime, TV Azteca has reassigned Ines to the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Or perhaps, the Jets were simply barking at her - did you see her face? Regarding her Twitter picture post... My next to final thought is: Most women only strike a pose like that when leaning against their pole....

Woof indeed. Ay dios mio! Que terrible?!?!


This.Is.A.Fucking.Touchdown.