And now...Your drunk fan of the week.

Far be it for any of us to pretend to be high and mighty drunks, so when people are caught on camera incoherent and stumbling around a sports venue, I like to think of it more as a celebration of free spirits than a criticism of too many spirits. Um, except when it's an easy mark such as a blown-to-the bejeezus-belt Packer backer who still wears a Brett Fucking Farve jersey to the Frozen Tundra. For your approval, we first have a Green Bay Packers fan who experiences some problem with his equilibrium while he presumably searches Google for tips on how to stand up straight.

This sort-of-upstanding young Cheesehead was tailgating for the Packers’ home opener against the Buffalo Bills on Sunday, but instead of just a boring old story about guy + beer = retard, I like to imagine it a little differently.

So... {Based on true events} -- You see; Gary Ferbman was a promising amateur ice fisher in 2004... when, during tournament preparation, he fell into another fisherman’s hole as part of a diabolical trap. For six years, Gary was frozen in ice until he was finally discovered and thawed on Saturday. When his friends asked him what he wanted to do first, he said, “I want to go watch the Packers and my favorite QB Brett Favre.”  Then, he pounded some Schlitz beers.