I don’t know how you can watch this clip of Cris Collinsworth from a 1980's halftime piece for Monday Night Football and NOT think of Matthew Mcconaughey's character from Dazed and Confused. They are the same guy.
The.Same.Guy.
In the clip, Collinsworth--- then a wide receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals professes his penchant for drawing the interest of high school girls, quipping, “Fourteen to eighteen, I’m a big star with them. As soon as they mature, after they turn 18, they start to figure it out.” And he said this on network television. Goodell would have any NFL player castrated if he said that today. The 80's were a good time.
Anyway, I thought that I would look for something funny this morning since it's 6 am and I just got home from the UNLV/Oregon State game five hours ago. For those of you on the East coast - the game concluded about 2:15 am Eastern, Oregon State 23 UNLV 21. Don't want to talk about it.
OK, I'll say one thing. Referees who call pass interference on a third-and-26 from your own 15-yard line late in the game on a ball that looks overthrown should be interrogated by Jack Bauer.
Really. I do not want to talk about it.
Sports Monitor's Executive Selections went 3-2 against the pointspread. I'll be recapping them tomorrow.
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