UNLV versus NEVADAThe most expensive and the heaviest trophy in sports will be fought for between the South and the North today. The most important game in the great State of Nevada each year.
Q: How does the Nevada Wolfpack count to 10?
A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, .....
Q: How does a Nevada cheerleader turn on the lights after having sex?
A: She opens the car door.
Q: How do you keep the Nevada Wolfpack out of your yard?
A: Put up goalposts.
Q: What do they call duct tape in Reno?
A: Chrome.
Q: What is the difference between an Reno cheerleader and a catfish?
A: One has whiskers and smells; the other is a fish.
Q: Why did the Nevada linebacker marry a cow?
A: He had to.
Q: What do you get when you put 32 Nevada cheerleaders in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.
Q: How do you get a Nevada cheerleader out of your dorm room?
A: Grease her hips and push.
Q: How do you get a Nevada graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Q: Why did Nevada replace the Mackay Stadium grass with astroturf?
A: To keep the Reno Wolfpack cheerleaders from grazing during games.
The Wolf Pack should get pumped for this game -- It's all they have to look forward to each calandar year in the cowtown of Reno. The Rebels play in a tougher conference, against tougher teams and have more important games every year. The next game Nevada is looking forward to is a slaughtering in Boise. So yes, it’s a big game for them and the in-state rivalry just adds to that. UNR and their student body should get up for this game, but UNLV will put them right back to sleep.
